Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
gaykward: I wish the universe had made me Australian
One of the fastest ways to end a conversation with me is to refer to Gotham as Gothic City.
clarksonville: Kelly Clarkson: Everytime...
Visiting my brother in Ft. Lauderdale
Don’t freak out that I’m not as active this weekend and start doing crazy shit guys. :P
Kairi fell asleep in my lap. I need to shower, but I don’t want to wake her :(